when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains,
however improbable, must be the truth
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
get rich or die trying to graduate from college
wow he really hates school
This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level
I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
do u ever just out of nowhere find a guy attractive and ur just like wtf since when
'In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.'
I think about this quote pretty often